S.U.Z.E.H.O.P.E[L3SS]

Hey, remember when you could tell “women in the kitchen” jokes around the water-cooler, and little betty joy-kill would get the hairy eyeball from the boss if she complained? No? Well, you totally missed out. Hell, I totally missed out.
Remember when Christmas Trees were, um.. Christmas Trees? And Christmas Carols were…. Christmas Carols? You’re starting to get that far-away look in your eye.. wistfully carrying you back to the memories of when Christmas was allowed to be Christmas…. Political correctness is slowly killing the individuality of this country. Conform Conform Conform!!

There was a Holiday tree lighting in my hometown last weekend and I went, with my little girl in tow. I made sure to remind her it was a Christmas Tree, and that the red, white and green lights around were Christmas lights, etc. You probably think I’m some right- wing religious lunatic trying to keep the sanctity of Christmas concrete, but that is hardly the case.
Any one who knows me is aware that I am a die-hard atheist and am raising my little girl as such. So why my personal preservation of Christmas? Because replacing the word “Christmas” with “Holiday” is irritating.
I’m not one of those people who is going to freak out on a store clerk for saying “Happy holidays miss!” (number 1: It’s their job. Number 2: I’m thankful that someone still thinks I’m a miss) and correct them by saying “Well, you have a happy CHRISTMAS!!!!!” But the current administration deciding that their tree was going to be a holiday tree is just silly.
If there is one thing I can’t stand, it’s conforming. I am really pissed off that telling dead baby jokes, and misogynist jokes in public is not considered politically correct. I’m even more pissed that facebook bans pictures of breast feeding women, because its not politically correct. I am outraged that we have to have fucking  holiday trees and not christmas trees, because *drumroll* Chanukah doesn’t have trees with lights, tinsel, ornaments, and stars. Kwanzaa doesn’t have trees with lights, tinsel, ornaments, and um…. stars….. The only people who have even the slightest right to be irritated about the Christmas tree are the pagans, and does anyone know a real pagan anymore? (or at least one that does not seem mildly schizophrenic?? Didn’t think so!)
Can I ask a few questions? Why is it that Christmas trees have to be called Holiday trees, but menorahs are still menorahs? Why aren’t they called Holiday candles? Why is it that people who celebrate Christmas are the only ones that have to lose the tagline? Shouldn’t Latkes be called Holiday Hash Browns? While we’re at it, since Easter was originally a Christian holiday, how about we call the fun things for that holiday “Holiday Baskets,” “Holiday Bunny.” and “Holiday Eggs”? Remember you politically correct nimrods, if you’re going to do it for one group you have to do it for all groups because thats the politically correct way!!!

Now onto another aspect of political correctness that has ruined Christmas!
Christmas list of things to not get your daughters
1. Dolls
2. Dress up clothes
3. Kitchen Sets
4. Cleaning Sets
Why not? Because according to retarded feminist groups, these toys make girls think that it is part of their gender role to do such things like raise children, dress in a feminine manner, and know how to clean a house or even feed yourself!! HOLY FUCK THAT IS SUCH A TRAVESTY!!!! I am so ashamed that my daughter has these toys!!! Shes going to grow up to be a girl!! AHHHH! (seriously! not. that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.)

And remember, for your boys– don’t buy them violent video games, action figures, or toy guns because they will end up being violent serial killers, or even take down their classmates on a fiery rampage! (Or worse, they will actually grow up to be boys.

Political correctness is taking over our society and turning us into a bunch of identical, stupid, ignorant and pacifistic drones.
Our society has become greedy, with individuals suing others over the stupidest “offensive” MUTE point! I’m sorry that some Jewish lady got pissy that a store clerk said Merry Christmas to her on the day she ran out of midol, but that is not my problem. See, that was completely politically incorrect (I made fun of jewish women, and menstruating women in the same sentence) and it wasn’t that bad!!!! My problem is as follows… People don’t know how to tolerate ANYTHING ANYMORE.  I don’t believe in all of the Jesusy stuff about Christmas, but I don’t care that the holiday I celebrate has the word Christ in it. I couldn’t care less.
I do it because Santa rocks. And my daughter loves Christmas trees  and Christmas stockings. Also, I love another excuse to eat a huge meal with my mom and watch stupid ass comedies on tv with my brothers.

America, grow the fuck up. It’s too bad that all the pussies that got their asses kicked on the playground in elementary school are in positions of “power” in our country, and think its ok to offend the majority while “defending’” the minority. This country is a melting pot of different people. If we want equal rights in any aspect of our lives, these retards (yeah that’s right, I said retard) need to get it through their helmet protected heads that molding the citizens into one picture perfect group does not equal TOLERANCE.

Another award for Christmas ruining stupidity goes to Christians themselves. I’m sure you read the poem at the top of the page.. and all I am going to say about that is as follows: Dumb ass Christian hypocrites are most likely one of the main reasons Christmas isn’t being called Christmas anymore. Because the majority of this country is NOT christian anymore (whether you like it or not, it’s true). Where the majority of the people in the US may still celebrate Christmas, they don’t want to be associated with ignorant fuckbags who endlessly bitch and whine about the “true meaning of Christmas” being taken out of the holiday. The true meaning of Christmas is to give to your friends, family, and those less fortunate as yourselves. I don’t really think it’s meant to celebrate the birth of a baby who would eventually go on in his life to become an anarchist executed for his political crimes, that was born from a woman who never had sex! None of that makes any sense! The only thing about that story that even relatively sounds like Christmas, was the giving of gifts to said baby from wealthy kings. The gifts were bestowed upon his less fortunate parents. That sounds like Christmas to me.
If fundamentalists would stop being buzz killing douchebags who tell kids they are going to hell for waiting for Santa instead of celebrating the birth of their loving lord (who hasn’t done anything to help the less fortunate recently), perhaps there wouldn’t be such a problem with calling it Christmas.

Even with my above argument, I still think the attack on calling Christmas by name is stupid. If one, three-hundred, or ten-thousand people don’t want to call it Christmas, then whatever. It’s not fair to everyone else for the Christmas spirit to be ruined because YOU don’t want to celebrate it.  I’m sorry you weren’t loved enough as a child, or Santa didn’t bring you that pony you wanted, thus causing you to be a modern day Ebenezer Scrooge, but I have all I need for Christmas– my family, a Christmas tree, and most likely some Sailor Jerry rum, if I have my way.
Merry Christmas to all you crazy kids who love Santa, and Happy Chanukah, and Kwanzaa to all you other crazy kids out there .  All super cool holidays, but should be enjoyed separately for all of their unique qualities.

Good Day to you.