Archive for November, 2009

Sound And Vision 11/26 –Things I’m Thankful For

 

Random Things I’m Thankful For, And Why.

10. Instant Potatoes. Thank goodness for freezedried vegetables that make food preparation a little easier.
09. Fast Delivery Chinese Restaurants, for allowing me to be lazy the day before.
08. People finding ways to crash white house dinners. Way to go homeland security!
07. Roman Polanski gets to be home for thanksgiving! High Five for house arrest!
06.  The “pumpkin crisis”. Did anyone know we were having one?
05.  “Spill O’Reilly”
04.  Australia lets gay people get gay married. (Of course they do, Australia does everything the right way. And who fucks with the
Australians??? Nobody!!! Take a hint AMERICA.)
03.  The Victoria’s Secret catalog, for coming in the mail yesterday, so I have something to gawk at while the food settles.
02.  Glenn Beck. Nuff said.
And the number one thing I am thankful for today is *drumroll*
01.  Tyler Perry Sued over Giving thanks to the Good Lawwwd. http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/26/tyler-perry-lawsuit-copyright-infringement-bertha-james-jesus-praise-jesus-madea-goes-to-jail-lionsgate-entertainment/

(Oh, and I’m also thankful for my little girls, my kick ass metal boyfriend, and farmville, for giving me something to do with my spare time)

Have A Great Spanksgiving,
Be thankful for good music too! I leave you with this:

Byeee! <3

 

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Picks of the Day 11/25/09

Hot Topics: Michelle Obama is powerful, yet
humble (and Sarah Palin sucks). Adam Lambert
scares me. Opeth. And calling for your opinion
on a shaky topic.

If ever there was a role model for young women,
it would have to be Michelle Obama. She is bright,
powerful, beautiful.. yet… extremely humble. I’m no
body language expert, but judging from her pose and
expression on the cover of December’s glamour (which
I own, because I love that magazine to death!) she isn’t
altogether comfortable being on the cover of a magazine
or being in the spotlight in general. I respect that,
because I would feel the exact same way.  Too bad less
intelligent, and meaningful women (*coughcoughsarah
palincoughcough*) can’t take a cue. Stop putting yourself
out there,or better yet disappear altogether.
Speaking of SarahPalin.. anyone see this yet?
http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/07/22/sarah-palin-cant-write-for-sht/
… And her book has sold around 700,000 copies.  I think part of me just died.

What the &$#@ is that?!?!?! Oh WAIT! it’s
Adam Lambert. You know, the American
Idol guy… you don’t??? Oh, well let me fill
you in. See, our celebrity obsessed society
has this show called American Idol. It’s
where they find a variety of beautiful,
hideous, talented, and talentless people
to sing in a competition (no original songs,
mind you.), make emotional asses out of
themselves, and eventually win said comp-
etition without any guarantee of making it
anywhere, because they have no talent.
Anywho, so was born Adam Lambert. The
extremely flamboyant winner of the show.
(NO not Clay Aiken, he was the runner up
for season 567). Apparently, Adam Lambert
did a controversial AMA performance that
was extremely homosexual. what a surprise.
I don’t know the deets because I didn’t watch
it, as  I don’t watch that bs (unless it is guara-
nteed Lady Gaga will be appearing.) His contr-
oversial gayish performance isn’t what scares
me, cos I eat that shit up(suzehopeless loves
twinks), its the fact that he is a recognized musician that scares me. What are we
devolving into? Matthew Bellamy from Muse even wrote a song for this guy (WTF
MATTHEW BELLAMY!!!???). I digress. Adam Lambert, I don’t care that you refuse
to apologize for your ridiculous stage show. I only care that you apologize to the
American people for calling yourself a musician, and making us look at you. Everywhere.

MM.. Opeth.

And Last but not least: Your opinion!
Say it, don’t Spray it!

Do you Agree With the Church’s opinions on Abortion?

(polls)

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Sound And Vision 11/25

Sound: Great Song. Great Video.
Cult of Luna “Leave Me Here”

Vision:
Top Ten Things All Women Should Learn How To Do (Or learn again):
10. Make A Good Sandwich
09. Make FLAT bacon.
08. Take out the trash.
07. Proper fighting techniques. (no open hands or hair pulling!!!)
06. Enjoy war movies, and loud music
05. Fold towels
04. Bake cookies
03. Enjoy football AND hockey.
02. Stop withholding.
and:
01. Stop running from potential rapists/killers in HEELS!! Who does that? Take them off
before you run through the woods… then you won’t have the ‘I’ve fallen and twisted my
ankle’ scenario, which always ends in disaster!!!

Bye ;]

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Picks Of The Day 11/24/09

Hot Topics: East African Albinos have it ROUGH. Betsey
Johnson has to be one of the coolest designers ever {!}.
Psyopus. And… Catholics don’t seem to know how to keep their
pope hat out of the political arena.

So.. For everyone who thought the radical Christians, or
the extremist faces of Islam were bananas.. here’s a story to
show you the true definition of batshit insane. East African
Children being murdered for body parts, which ‘witch doctors’
use.. because of ‘magical powers.’ Why? Because they are
albino. How barbaric can you get?” Hey, umm… sorry kid, it’s
not wretched enough that you get teased and isolated
 because you don’t have any melanin.. but, um… this rich dude
over here needs us to kill you so we can hack off your appendages and make him rich and powerful with it, as he’s a super-
stitious freakin’ weirdo.” What the ****?

On a Brighter Note: Betsey Johnson rocks. Why?
Bright, colorful, eccentric clothing.. which, for a
designer pricetag, is relatively inexpensive. On her
Website, she has free shipping for orders over 200$
and a 50$ Gift Card for orders over 200$, as well.

Her dresses look like something out of the dream you
had about being a princess when you were 6. Candy colors,
Lots and lots of puffy skirts. The sorts of things that will
have you puking out rainbows and kittens for weeks after
you look at one! (If you’re into that sort of thing).

Watch the Youtube Video clip of the Spring 2009 show.
My favorites are from 1:30 on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPc5eSTzqBI

And If you’re looking to spend a little coin, or just browse
(and possibly fantasize…) visit
http://www.betseyjohnson.com
Yum Yum Yum.
One of the most kick ass shows I’ve ever seen, was from
a band (whom I feel should be more widely celebrated)
known as Psyopus. I went to their show at The Station, in
Portland.. on a wintery evening. My windshield got pegged
with a rock on the way down (by an 18-wheeler). I acciden-
tally gouged some part of a dude in the pit with my thumbnail
(I grown them like talons, when I’m bored and unhygenic.)
as he was coming at me swiftly– i was against the wall being a
complete pussy about it– realising afterwards, when i got back
into the light, that there was a bit of blood on the tip of my tumb
.. (I’ve always wanted to find that boy and apologize), and when I left
the show, on the way home, realized the rock had caused a massive
crack in my windshield that went all the way across horizontally.
That, my friends, is a brutal evening. But anyway, about the band.Loud.  Technical. (Adorable). Amazing stage presence.
Perfect music for any complex metal junkie. Fast. Grindy.Awesomeness. Check out some music on their myspace page.
Http://www.myspace.com/psyopus.  You will not be  sorry…….

End Note of the Day:
The Vatican doesn’t know how to keep it’s hat out of the political arena. I wonder if they ever will? Apparently they denied
a member of congress communion, because of their stance on abortion. I have to ask… If the Catholic Church got a money
slice of the abortion pie… do you think they would change their opinion?? I mean, they are one of the richest entities in the
world.. so what could a little more money hurt? Even if it does come from previously demonized aborted fetuses. There’s
gotta be a good dead baby joke in there somewhere… I just know it. I know if boys could be impregnated, they would be on
the other side of the fence in a heartbeat. Sorry.. i had to go there.

Ta Ta for now, have a blasphemous day!

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Finds Of The Day 11/23/09

Hot Topics:

Lady gaga meets Hello Kitty. Goat Bondage. The
Catholic Church on 9 Year-Olds having Therapeutic
Abortions. Goatwhore and Devil Driver touring in 2010.

Hello Kitty grew up, so it seems. If she didn’t.. we might be
dealing with some bad behaving little girls. (I mean, who
wouldn’t want their 12-year-old daughter rocking shoes
like that? I know I would.) Now you know all those girls
who said you were weird for wearing hello kitty in your
twenties will be in it head to toe now that Lady Gaga did
this photo shoot. Just remember, it isn’t cool until some-
one famous does it first(even if they weren’t first).
Regardless of all that, these were some crazy hot photos.
Who knew painting eyes on your eyelids could be so sexy?

Goatwhore (img below) is on tour again as of 2010 
(wait… weren’t they just on tour?), along with Devil Driver 
 and Suffocation. The first stop on the North American leg of 
                                                                                  the tour  is to be in Pomona, Cali, according to smnnews.com. 

Just when you thought the Pope couldn’t get any
creepier
… Pope Benedict XVI backed the statement of
an Archbishop, excommunicating (condemning to hell) a
9 Year old Brazillian girl, her mother, and doctors after
the girl was given a therapeutic abortion, terminating
twins she was carrying. The catch? The girl was pregnant
with her sexually abusive stepfather’s twins… and the
step father is not being excommunicated.  Apparently,
according to the Vatican, it’s not an unforgivable sin to
rape a child.. it is, however, a sin to abort an unliving being
that was only in existance out of a disgusting crime (and a sin,
because any/all sex before marriage is promiscuity… wait…
None of this makes any sense… why do people believe in Jesus
again…? Oh yeah, it gives them something to do.) I mean, it wasn’t
enough for a 9 YEAR OLD girl to be raped repeatedly by a trusted
adult, and then become pregnant… and have an abortion… but they
had to condemn her to hell on top of it. High Five for Jesus!

On A Happy Note, I leave you with this!
Goat Bondage

 P9250049

Yay for the weirdos that think up this stuff!
       

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