
Random Things I’m Thankful For, And Why.
10. Instant Potatoes. Thank goodness for freezedried vegetables that make food preparation a little easier.
09. Fast Delivery Chinese Restaurants, for allowing me to be lazy the day before.
08. People finding ways to crash white house dinners. Way to go homeland security!
07. Roman Polanski gets to be home for thanksgiving! High Five for house arrest!
06. The “pumpkin crisis”. Did anyone know we were having one?
05. “Spill O’Reilly”
04. Australia lets gay people get gay married. (Of course they do, Australia does everything the right way. And who fucks with the
Australians??? Nobody!!! Take a hint AMERICA.)
03. The Victoria’s Secret catalog, for coming in the mail yesterday, so I have something to gawk at while the food settles.
02. Glenn Beck. Nuff said.
And the number one thing I am thankful for today is *drumroll*
01. Tyler Perry Sued over Giving thanks to the Good Lawwwd. http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/26/tyler-perry-lawsuit-copyright-infringement-bertha-james-jesus-praise-jesus-madea-goes-to-jail-lionsgate-entertainment/
(Oh, and I’m also thankful for my little girls, my kick ass metal boyfriend, and farmville, for giving me something to do with my spare time)
Have A Great Spanksgiving,
Be thankful for good music too! I leave you with this:
Byeee! <3
Dahlia30 said,
November 28, 2009 @ 1:10 pm
Nice…