Hey, remember when you could tell “women in the kitchen” jokes around the water-cooler, and little betty joy-kill would get the hairy eyeball from the boss if she complained? No? Well, you totally missed out. Hell, I totally missed out.
Remember when Christmas Trees were, um.. Christmas Trees? And Christmas Carols were…. Christmas Carols? You’re starting to get that far-away look in your eye.. wistfully carrying you back to the memories of when Christmas was allowed to be Christmas…. Political correctness is slowly killing the individuality of this country. Conform Conform Conform!!

There was a Holiday tree lighting in my hometown last weekend and I went, with my little girl in tow. I made sure to remind her it was a Christmas Tree, and that the red, white and green lights around were Christmas lights, etc. You probably think I’m some right- wing religious lunatic trying to keep the sanctity of Christmas concrete, but that is hardly the case.
Any one who knows me is aware that I am a die-hard atheist and am raising my little girl as such. So why my personal preservation of Christmas? Because replacing the word “Christmas” with “Holiday” is irritating.
I’m not one of those people who is going to freak out on a store clerk for saying “Happy holidays miss!” (number 1: It’s their job. Number 2: I’m thankful that someone still thinks I’m a miss) and correct them by saying “Well, you have a happy CHRISTMAS!!!!!” But the current administration deciding that their tree was going to be a holiday tree is just silly.
If there is one thing I can’t stand, it’s conforming. I am really pissed off that telling dead baby jokes, and misogynist jokes in public is not considered politically correct. I’m even more pissed that facebook bans pictures of breast feeding women, because its not politically correct. I am outraged that we have to have fucking  holiday trees and not christmas trees, because *drumroll* Chanukah doesn’t have trees with lights, tinsel, ornaments, and stars. Kwanzaa doesn’t have trees with lights, tinsel, ornaments, and um…. stars….. The only people who have even the slightest right to be irritated about the Christmas tree are the pagans, and does anyone know a real pagan anymore? (or at least one that does not seem mildly schizophrenic?? Didn’t think so!)
Can I ask a few questions? Why is it that Christmas trees have to be called Holiday trees, but menorahs are still menorahs? Why aren’t they called Holiday candles? Why is it that people who celebrate Christmas are the only ones that have to lose the tagline? Shouldn’t Latkes be called Holiday Hash Browns? While we’re at it, since Easter was originally a Christian holiday, how about we call the fun things for that holiday “Holiday Baskets,” “Holiday Bunny.” and “Holiday Eggs”? Remember you politically correct nimrods, if you’re going to do it for one group you have to do it for all groups because thats the politically correct way!!!

Now onto another aspect of political correctness that has ruined Christmas!
Christmas list of things to not get your daughters
1. Dolls
2. Dress up clothes
3. Kitchen Sets
4. Cleaning Sets
Why not? Because according to retarded feminist groups, these toys make girls think that it is part of their gender role to do such things like raise children, dress in a feminine manner, and know how to clean a house or even feed yourself!! HOLY FUCK THAT IS SUCH A TRAVESTY!!!! I am so ashamed that my daughter has these toys!!! Shes going to grow up to be a girl!! AHHHH! (seriously! not. that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.)

And remember, for your boys– don’t buy them violent video games, action figures, or toy guns because they will end up being violent serial killers, or even take down their classmates on a fiery rampage! (Or worse, they will actually grow up to be boys.

Political correctness is taking over our society and turning us into a bunch of identical, stupid, ignorant and pacifistic drones.
Our society has become greedy, with individuals suing others over the stupidest “offensive” MUTE point! I’m sorry that some Jewish lady got pissy that a store clerk said Merry Christmas to her on the day she ran out of midol, but that is not my problem. See, that was completely politically incorrect (I made fun of jewish women, and menstruating women in the same sentence) and it wasn’t that bad!!!! My problem is as follows… People don’t know how to tolerate ANYTHING ANYMORE.  I don’t believe in all of the Jesusy stuff about Christmas, but I don’t care that the holiday I celebrate has the word Christ in it. I couldn’t care less.
I do it because Santa rocks. And my daughter loves Christmas trees  and Christmas stockings. Also, I love another excuse to eat a huge meal with my mom and watch stupid ass comedies on tv with my brothers.

America, grow the fuck up. It’s too bad that all the pussies that got their asses kicked on the playground in elementary school are in positions of “power” in our country, and think its ok to offend the majority while “defending’” the minority. This country is a melting pot of different people. If we want equal rights in any aspect of our lives, these retards (yeah that’s right, I said retard) need to get it through their helmet protected heads that molding the citizens into one picture perfect group does not equal TOLERANCE.

Another award for Christmas ruining stupidity goes to Christians themselves. I’m sure you read the poem at the top of the page.. and all I am going to say about that is as follows: Dumb ass Christian hypocrites are most likely one of the main reasons Christmas isn’t being called Christmas anymore. Because the majority of this country is NOT christian anymore (whether you like it or not, it’s true). Where the majority of the people in the US may still celebrate Christmas, they don’t want to be associated with ignorant fuckbags who endlessly bitch and whine about the “true meaning of Christmas” being taken out of the holiday. The true meaning of Christmas is to give to your friends, family, and those less fortunate as yourselves. I don’t really think it’s meant to celebrate the birth of a baby who would eventually go on in his life to become an anarchist executed for his political crimes, that was born from a woman who never had sex! None of that makes any sense! The only thing about that story that even relatively sounds like Christmas, was the giving of gifts to said baby from wealthy kings. The gifts were bestowed upon his less fortunate parents. That sounds like Christmas to me.
If fundamentalists would stop being buzz killing douchebags who tell kids they are going to hell for waiting for Santa instead of celebrating the birth of their loving lord (who hasn’t done anything to help the less fortunate recently), perhaps there wouldn’t be such a problem with calling it Christmas.

Even with my above argument, I still think the attack on calling Christmas by name is stupid. If one, three-hundred, or ten-thousand people don’t want to call it Christmas, then whatever. It’s not fair to everyone else for the Christmas spirit to be ruined because YOU don’t want to celebrate it.  I’m sorry you weren’t loved enough as a child, or Santa didn’t bring you that pony you wanted, thus causing you to be a modern day Ebenezer Scrooge, but I have all I need for Christmas– my family, a Christmas tree, and most likely some Sailor Jerry rum, if I have my way.
Merry Christmas to all you crazy kids who love Santa, and Happy Chanukah, and Kwanzaa to all you other crazy kids out there .  All super cool holidays, but should be enjoyed separately for all of their unique qualities.

Good Day to you.

Random Things I’m Thankful For, And Why.

10. Instant Potatoes. Thank goodness for freezedried vegetables that make food preparation a little easier.
09. Fast Delivery Chinese Restaurants, for allowing me to be lazy the day before.
08. People finding ways to crash white house dinners. Way to go homeland security!
07. Roman Polanski gets to be home for thanksgiving! High Five for house arrest!
06.  The “pumpkin crisis”. Did anyone know we were having one?
05.  “Spill O’Reilly”
04.  Australia lets gay people get gay married. (Of course they do, Australia does everything the right way. And who fucks with the
Australians??? Nobody!!! Take a hint AMERICA.)
03.  The Victoria’s Secret catalog, for coming in the mail yesterday, so I have something to gawk at while the food settles.
02.  Glenn Beck. Nuff said.
And the number one thing I am thankful for today is *drumroll*
01.  Tyler Perry Sued over Giving thanks to the Good Lawwwd. http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/26/tyler-perry-lawsuit-copyright-infringement-bertha-james-jesus-praise-jesus-madea-goes-to-jail-lionsgate-entertainment/

(Oh, and I’m also thankful for my little girls, my kick ass metal boyfriend, and farmville, for giving me something to do with my spare time)

Have A Great Spanksgiving,
Be thankful for good music too! I leave you with this:

Byeee! <3

Hot Topics:

If ever there was a role model for young women,
it would have to be Michelle Obama. She is bright,
powerful, beautiful.. yet… extremely humble. I’m no
body language expert, but judging from her pose and
expression on the cover of December’s glamour (which
I own, because I love that magazine to death!) she isn’t
altogether comfortable being on the cover of a magazine
or being in the spotlight in general. I respect that,
because I would feel the exact same way.  Too bad less
intelligent, and meaningful women (*coughcoughsarah
palincoughcough*) can’t take a cue. Stop putting yourself
out there,or better yet disappear altogether.
Speaking of SarahPalin.. anyone see this yet?
http://www.fitsnews.com/2009/07/22/sarah-palin-cant-write-for-sht/
… And her book has sold around 700,000 copies.  I think part of me just died.

What the &$#@ is that?!?!?! Oh WAIT! it’s
Adam Lambert. You know, the American
Idol guy… you don’t??? Oh, well let me fill
you in. See, our celebrity obsessed society
has this show called American Idol. It’s
where they find a variety of beautiful,
hideous, talented, and talentless people
to sing in a competition (no original songs,
mind you.), make emotional asses out of
themselves, and eventually win said comp-
etition without any guarantee of making it
anywhere, because they have no talent.
Anywho, so was born Adam Lambert. The
extremely flamboyant winner of the show.
(NO not Clay Aiken, he was the runner up
for season 567). Apparently, Adam Lambert
did a controversial AMA performance that
was extremely homosexual. what a surprise.
I don’t know the deets because I didn’t watch
it, as  I don’t watch that bs (unless it is guara-
nteed Lady Gaga will be appearing.) His contr-
oversial gayish performance isn’t what scares
me, cos I eat that shit up(suzehopeless loves
twinks), its the fact that he is a recognized musician that scares me. What are we
devolving into? Matthew Bellamy from Muse even wrote a song for this guy (WTF
MATTHEW BELLAMY!!!???). I digress. Adam Lambert, I don’t care that you refuse
to apologize for your ridiculous stage show. I only care that you apologize to the
American people for calling yourself a musician, and making us look at you. Everywhere.

MM.. Opeth.

And Last but not least: Your opinion!
Say it, don’t Spray it!

Do you Agree With the Church’s opinions on Abortion?

(polls)

Vision:
Top Ten Things All Women Should Learn How To Do (Or learn again):
10. Make A Good Sandwich
09. Make FLAT bacon.
08. Take out the trash.
07. Proper fighting techniques. (no open hands or hair pulling!!!)
06. Enjoy war movies, and loud music
05. Fold towels
04. Bake cookies
03. Enjoy football AND hockey.
02. Stop withholding.
and:
01. Stop running from potential rapists/killers in HEELS!! Who does that? Take them off
before you run through the woods… then you won’t have the ‘I’ve fallen and twisted my
ankle’ scenario, which always ends in disaster!!!

Bye ;]

Hot Topics

So.. For everyone who thought the radical Christians, or
the extremist faces of Islam were bananas.. here’s a story to
show you the true definition of batshit insane. East African
Children being murdered for body parts, which ‘witch doctors’
use.. because of ‘magical powers.’ Why? Because they are
albino. How barbaric can you get?” Hey, umm… sorry kid, it’s
not wretched enough that you get teased and isolated
 because you don’t have any melanin.. but, um… this rich dude
over here needs us to kill you so we can hack off your appendages and make him rich and powerful with it, as he’s a super-
stitious freakin’ weirdo.” What the ****?

On a Brighter Note: Betsey Johnson rocks. Why?
Bright, colorful, eccentric clothing.. which, for a
designer pricetag, is relatively inexpensive. On her
Website, she has free shipping for orders over 200$
and a 50$ Gift Card for orders over 200$, as well.

Her dresses look like something out of the dream you
had about being a princess when you were 6. Candy colors,
Lots and lots of puffy skirts. The sorts of things that will
have you puking out rainbows and kittens for weeks after
you look at one! (If you’re into that sort of thing).

Watch the Youtube Video clip of the Spring 2009 show.
My favorites are from 1:30 on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPc5eSTzqBI

And If you’re looking to spend a little coin, or just browse
(and possibly fantasize…) visit
http://www.betseyjohnson.com
Yum Yum Yum.
One of the most kick ass shows I’ve ever seen, was from
a band (whom I feel should be more widely celebrated)
known as Psyopus. I went to their show at The Station, in
Portland.. on a wintery evening. My windshield got pegged
with a rock on the way down (by an 18-wheeler). I acciden-
tally gouged some part of a dude in the pit with my thumbnail
(I grown them like talons, when I’m bored and unhygenic.)
as he was coming at me swiftly– i was against the wall being a
complete pussy about it– realising afterwards, when i got back
into the light, that there was a bit of blood on the tip of my tumb
.. (I’ve always wanted to find that boy and apologize), and when I left
the show, on the way home, realized the rock had caused a massive
crack in my windshield that went all the way across horizontally.
That, my friends, is a brutal evening. But anyway, about the band.Loud.  Technical. (Adorable). Amazing stage presence.
Perfect music for any complex metal junkie. Fast. Grindy.Awesomeness. Check out some music on their myspace page.
Http://www.myspace.com/psyopus.  You will not be  sorry…….

End Note of the Day:
The Vatican doesn’t know how to keep it’s hat out of the political arena. I wonder if they ever will? Apparently they denied
a member of congress communion, because of their stance on abortion. I have to ask… If the Catholic Church got a money
slice of the abortion pie… do you think they would change their opinion?? I mean, they are one of the richest entities in the
world.. so what could a little more money hurt? Even if it does come from previously demonized aborted fetuses. There’s
gotta be a good dead baby joke in there somewhere… I just know it. I know if boys could be impregnated, they would be on
the other side of the fence in a heartbeat. Sorry.. i had to go there.

Ta Ta for now, have a blasphemous day!

Lady gaga meets Hello Kitty. Goat Bondage. The
Catholic Church on 9 Year-Olds having Therapeutic
Abortions. Goatwhore and Devil Driver touring in 2010.

Hello Kitty grew up, so it seems. If she didn’t.. we might be
dealing with some bad behaving little girls. (I mean, who
wouldn’t want their 12-year-old daughter rocking shoes
like that? I know I would.) Now you know all those girls
who said you were weird for wearing hello kitty in your
twenties will be in it head to toe now that Lady Gaga did
this photo shoot. Just remember, it isn’t cool until some-
one famous does it first(even if they weren’t first).
Regardless of all that, these were some crazy hot photos.
Who knew painting eyes on your eyelids could be so sexy?

Goatwhore (img below) is on tour again as of 2010 
(wait… weren’t they just on tour?), along with Devil Driver 
 and Suffocation. The first stop on the North American leg of 
                                                                                  the tour  is to be in Pomona, Cali, according to smnnews.com. 

Just when you thought the Pope couldn’t get any
creepier… Pope Benedict XVI backed the statement of
an Archbishop, excommunicating (condemning to hell) a
9 Year old Brazillian girl, her mother, and doctors after
the girl was given a therapeutic abortion, terminating
twins she was carrying. The catch? The girl was pregnant
with her sexually abusive stepfather’s twins… and the
step father is not being excommunicated.  Apparently,
according to the Vatican, it’s not an unforgivable sin to
rape a child.. it is, however, a sin to abort an unliving being
that was only in existance out of a disgusting crime (and a sin,
because any/all sex before marriage is promiscuity… wait…
None of this makes any sense… why do people believe in Jesus
again…? Oh yeah, it gives them something to do.) I mean, it wasn’t
enough for a 9 YEAR OLD girl to be raped repeatedly by a trusted
adult, and then become pregnant… and have an abortion… but they
had to condemn her to hell on top of it. High Five for Jesus!

On A Happy Note, I leave you with this!
Goat Bondage

Yay for the weirdos that think up this stuff!